12 Times Sheldon Cooper Was So Wrong He Was Almost Right
12 Times Sheldon Cooper Was So Wrong He Was Almost Right
Don't you think if he were wrong, he'd know it?
Don't you think if he were wrong, he'd know it?

When He Learned How To Use Sarcasm
Sarcasm is hard to figure out because it's basically lying. Maybe it was something about facial hair that made him finally get it. Or the fact that Leonard was being a colossal jerklinger.
When He Questioned Zack's Sources
Poor Zack. He can't help that he's not a scientist. Or smart. Still, if he can't stand the heat, he shouldn't have danced so close to the Bunsen burner.
When He Wore A Frock For Science
Sure, he could have refused to participate in this Hawkins Humiliation, but there's no denying the fact that Sheldon has legs for days. Ooh la la!
When He Brought Up His Mother's Genitals In Mixed Company
Only Sheldon Cooper could bring the conversation from his mother's genitals to his own genitals (and what a joy they are to behold) and still get a laugh. A cringing, squirmy laugh, but still a laugh.
When He Dove Waist Deep In Balls For Science.
Sure, sure, but Bazinga.
The Time He Needed A Healthy Ovum
Penny might be creeped out, but if he'd gotten one, Leonard Nimoy might still be alive today...in a matter of speaking.
When He Smiled
Terrifying, yes, for sure, but has anyone seen the Joker and Sheldon in the same room at the same time? Think about it.
When He Got Bongos
It may be true that Leonard no sleep while Sheldon plays bongos, but you have to admit, that tune is as catchy as H7N9 Influenza A.
When He Got High And Spilled All His Secrets
There is no way that Jesus is okay with Mom smoking in the car, but Sheldon might be Batman. Why not?
When His Secret Identity Was Revealed
Penny is actually in the wrong on this one. No one calls him moonpie but Meemaw! No one!
When He Kissed Penny
It is wrong to kiss your best friend's girl, even if you're trying to save his marriage, even in a dream, but damn! That was some serious, hard-core, mouth-on-mouth action.